Author Topic: Paris Hilton buys SS2 ticket (Read 26231 times)

Stowbridge · « **on:** 08/28/2006 08:07 pm »

http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=17635404&method=full&siteid=62484&headline=paris-a-real-space-cadet--name_page.html

JulesVerneATV · « **Reply #1 on:** 08/28/2006 08:50 pm »

She's going into space because 'she was a fan of the StarWars' and lack of facilities may shock her ?

That's a strange article

Suzy · « **Reply #2 on:** 08/28/2006 09:00 pm »

Perhaps they could do the world a favor and shove that stupid female out the airlock...?

mong' · « **Reply #3 on:** 08/28/2006 09:02 pm »

well, a lot of things can go wrong in an SS2 !

"The bad news is she'll be coming back to Earth again afterwards" LOL !

astrobrian · « **Reply #4 on:** 08/28/2006 09:16 pm »

they could always let her volunteer for lighting mast duty on the launch pad every now and then

stargazer777 · « **Reply #5 on:** 08/28/2006 09:25 pm »

Get the name right guys -- its Paris Hilton, not Paris Hinton. And she may be an idiot, but she's our idiot and a damn good looking one at that. She is the last one to go out the air lock.

Chris Bergin · « **Reply #6 on:** 08/28/2006 09:56 pm »

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stargazer777 - 28/8/2006 10:12 PM

Get the name right guys -- its Paris Hilton, not Paris Hinton. And she may be an idiot, but she's our idiot and a damn good looking one at that. She is the last one to go out the air lock.

Hilton, good looking?

Amy Lee everytime if we're talking good looking (and talented):

punkboi · « **Reply #7 on:** 08/28/2006 10:11 pm »

Meh. Paris Hilton can be the first slutty celebrity to fly into space...but the world will still know her more for that little night vision escapade in that hotel room.

vt_hokie · « **Reply #8 on:** 08/28/2006 10:33 pm »

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stargazer777 - 28/8/2006 5:12 PM

And she may be an idiot, but she's our idiot and a damn good looking one at that. She is the last one to go out the air lock.

Eh, she's okay looking. But I've seen better looking women who also have some intelligence and some class to go along with their looks! But hey, let's be honest...who among us wouldn't want to inherit a fortune and never have to work a day in our lives!

So, is this really what the dream of routine access to space has become? Following in the footsteps of Yuri Gagarin, Alan Shepard, Neil Armstrong, etc....Paris Hilton: Astronaut!

punkboi · « **Reply #9 on:** 08/28/2006 10:36 pm »

Someone oughta pay for Ms. Alba to go on SS2...

astrobrian · « **Reply #10 on:** 08/28/2006 10:37 pm »

How can you tell if she is good looking beyond all that make up, but I guess when launching by the pound she would save ya money

btw: is that goofy excuse for a dog going too?

vt_hokie · « **Reply #11 on:** 08/28/2006 10:56 pm »

Anyone catch this line?

EXCLUSIVE She'll go into orbit on Branson rocket

Maybe they're planning a secret upper stage booster just for her flight!

hyper_snyper · « **Reply #12 on:** 08/28/2006 11:21 pm »

Paris Hilton and rocketry.... the jokes are endless. lol

stargazer777 · « **Reply #13 on:** 08/28/2006 11:53 pm »

Never heard of her, but she certainly looks talented. She can stay on board too.

stargazer777 · « **Reply #14 on:** 08/28/2006 11:55 pm »

Whatever lights your rocket....

punkboi · « **Reply #15 on:** 08/29/2006 01:28 am »

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stargazer777 - 28/8/2006 4:40 PM Never heard of her, but she certainly looks talented. She can stay on board too.

Who... Jessica Alba? You're joking right???

astrobrian · « **Reply #16 on:** 08/29/2006 01:58 am »

I got it! Branson is secretly developing a new RCS thruster using the vast deposits of Helium in Paris Hiltons head. The constantly self replenishing supply will make the venture far cheaper and easier to operate. All the pilot has to do is ask a simple math question and helium is deposited through her port and starboard vent holes. All you have to do is pipe that up to the actual rocket and bada bing

free RCS

stargazer777 · « **Reply #17 on:** 08/29/2006 03:26 am »

How can I find out how to post a photo on a thread? I know it can be done, I just can't seem to make it work.

stargazer777 · « **Reply #18 on:** 08/29/2006 03:34 am »

She's nice, but Jenna Elfman gets my vote.

Carl G · « **Reply #19 on:** 08/29/2006 03:35 am »

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stargazer777 - 28/8/2006 10:13 PM

How can I find out how to post a photo on a thread? I know it can be done, I just can't seem to make it work.

Open up a new post, but before you submit it, check the "attach file" option. Submit the post and you'll get the page where you can upload a picture from your computer. Make sure it's under 100K.