Author Topic: Introducing the Off Topic Sheriff (Read 25227 times)

The Off Topic Sheriff · « **on:** 11/26/2012 04:07 pm »

Howdy -

I'm the Off Topic Sheriff, and if there's one thing I really won't stand for is for threads to be dragged off topic.

From now on, if a thread is sent off topic, I will race to the scene in my patrol car - sirens blazing - to deal with the situation.

If you, a good member of this site's public, see a thread heading off topic, please call my dispatch team by hitting the "report to moderator" on the first post that started the issue.

First time offenders will be given a warning and sent on their way. Repeat offenders will be sent to "no posting" jail for a one day period.

All site moderators will be given access to my account. So as far as you are concerned, you can simply call me "Sheriff".

Have a good day y'all,
The Off Topic Sheriff.

(Apologies to any real life Sheriffs on here!)

Chris Bergin · « **Reply #1 on:** 11/26/2012 04:08 pm »

Thank you Sheriff! Good to have you patrolling the forum!

Space Pete · « **Reply #2 on:** 11/26/2012 04:36 pm »

You should all see his off-topic taser!

Gene DiGennaro · « **Reply #3 on:** 11/26/2012 05:25 pm »

Do ya feel lucky punk?...Well do ya?

rdale · « **Reply #4 on:** 11/26/2012 06:10 pm »

Was Chris's reply off-topic?

grakenverb · « **Reply #5 on:** 11/26/2012 06:18 pm »

SpaceX's off topic Sheriff could do the same job for 1/2 the price with 3 less Deputies.

The Off Topic Sheriff · « **Reply #6 on:** 11/26/2012 06:23 pm »

Quote from: rdale on 11/26/2012 06:10 pm

Was Chris's reply off-topic?

Someone's got an eye on this I see.

david1971 · « **Reply #7 on:** 11/26/2012 06:27 pm »

Quote from: grakenverb on 11/26/2012 06:18 pm

SpaceX's off topic Sheriff could do the same job for 1/2 the price with 3 less Deputies.

... three fewer deputies.

woods170 · « **Reply #8 on:** 11/26/2012 07:14 pm »

Quote from: The Off Topic Sheriff on 11/26/2012 06:23 pm

Quote from: rdale on 11/26/2012 06:10 pm
Was Chris's reply off-topic?

Someone's got an eye on this I see.

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Well now Sherrif. Naughty you. Forum rule: images should be attached, not embedded.

cro-magnon gramps · « **Reply #9 on:** 11/26/2012 07:18 pm »

Quote from: david1971 on 11/26/2012 06:27 pm

Quote from: grakenverb on 11/26/2012 06:18 pm
SpaceX's off topic Sheriff could do the same job for 1/2 the price with 3 less Deputies.

... three fewer deputies.

somewhat off topic, (living dangerous got me to this age

) are you "gunning" for the job of "Grammar Police"??

Cheers

Gramps

Ford Mustang · « **Reply #10 on:** 11/26/2012 11:03 pm »

This should be interesting...

Welcome aboard.

FinalFrontier · « **Reply #11 on:** 11/26/2012 11:08 pm »

Quote from: Chris Bergin on 11/26/2012 04:08 pm

Thank you Sheriff! Good to have you patrolling the forum!

I have to admire your sense of humor Chris

neilh · « **Reply #12 on:** 11/26/2012 11:58 pm »

ATK and SpaceX should partner and adopt my idea for using space lotteries to build methane-powered MCTs and launch a reality TV show to the lunar surface, before China does it.

(sorry, couldn't resist)

The Off Topic Sheriff · « **Reply #13 on:** 11/27/2012 12:37 am »

Quote from: neilh on 11/26/2012 11:58 pm

ATK and SpaceX should partner and adopt my idea for using space lotteries to build methane-powered MCTs and launch a reality TV show to the lunar surface, before China does it.

(sorry, couldn't resist)

WHAT THE FRAK!!

You see this, right?

Don't make me get in it

JAFO · « **Reply #14 on:** 11/27/2012 07:36 am »

Support Your Local Sheriff.

Hyperion5 · « **Reply #15 on:** 11/27/2012 06:50 pm »

Quote from: The Off Topic Sheriff on 11/27/2012 12:37 am

Quote from: neilh on 11/26/2012 11:58 pm
ATK and SpaceX should partner and adopt my idea for using space lotteries to build methane-powered MCTs and launch a reality TV show to the lunar surface, before China does it.

(sorry, couldn't resist)

WHAT THE FRAK!!

You see this, right?

Don't make me get in it

A Dodge Challenger? Not going to be fast enough to stop some forum members! What you need is a one-of-the-kind vehicle that can get you moving at record speed to taser errant forum members! You need to trade in your Challenger for a Lamborghini Gallardo like the one the Italian Carabinieri have for high-speed pursuit.